| Alabama | See Arkansas. (Roll Tide.) |
| Alaska | That was uncomfortably easy... |
| Arizona | Sunshine sounds nice |
| Arkansas | We don't do business here, do we? Oh we do? How? |
| California | ?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
| Colorado | OK Fine we'll make this exception to our policies for you. |
| Connecticut | New York Jr. |
| Delaware | Aren't we incorporated here? |
| Florida | I have this figured out thanks to Texas and California. I think. Wait, what? |
| Georgia | Hey guys... uhh... we do a lot of business here? Are we hiring? |
| Hawaii | I think I need to visit to make sure everything is going right... |
| Idaho | Reasonable demands, but I don't want to. I should re-establish our tier system... |
| Illinois | Is that regulation REALLY necessary? |
| Indiana | Yeah we'll get to that in a sec, but first let's talk football |
| Iowa | If you build it, they will come |
| Kansas | Kansas City is not in Kansas. Wait, it is? |
| Kentucky | How are they paying for this? |
| Louisiana | We have a conference here next year, right? I've been told to get beignets. |
| Maine | Why don't we do business here? |
| Maryland | We have two, like, really big programs running here somehow. |
| Massachusetts | We don't need to talk - here's an email with what I need from you... |
| Michigan | Oh yeah, Michigan. Keep on trucking. |
| Minnesota | Land of 10,000 small contracts |
| Mississippi | See Arkansas. |
| Missouri | Pretty sure Kansas City is here. |
| Montana | We have a statewide deal with them |
| Nebraska | "Omahaww! Omahaww!" - Peyton Manning voice |
| Nevada | I think we can push back our meet time to when the floor opens. |
| New Hampshire | Not Vermont. See.Maine. |
| New Jersey | Chicago Regulations, New York speed. |
| New Mexico | "Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe." - Reminder: I pay too much in RENT. |
| New York | "The Sales team needs you to come here and explain this to them..." |
| North Carolina | This pace is nice. I think I could live in the South. |
| North Dakota | It's cold there. I don't think we have any business there. |
| Ohio | Calm down, Ohio. |
| Oklahoma | Military, Schools or Hospitals |
| Oregon | PNW FTW |
| Pennsylvania | I have not heard of the Poconos until I started this job |
| Rhode Island | We have some business here randomly. |
| South Carolina | Our Salesperson promised them WHAT? |
| South Dakota | SoNoDa. (South of North Dakota) |
| Tennessee | Ostensibly this is different than Kentucky. |
| Texas | Seriously? Did you just try to push that by me? |
| Utah | Delta makes me stop here on my way to ________. |
| Vermont | This one is shaped like a V. |
| Virginia | There are too many lawyers in DC -and in Virginia by proxy. |
| Washington | Are we considering the PNW? |
| West Virginia | See Kentucky and Tennessee. |
| Wisconsin | Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger.MUSHROOM. |
| Wyoming | Crickets. |
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